Thy Lord the Cupcake God
TLCG is a war hero who single handedly defeated the enemies of this country and thereby thwarted evil. But he is not a vengeful god, in fact he brings blessings and prosperities to those that sacrifice their glutens and their lingerie to Him.
Those who hear his voice tremble with pleasure. Void where prohibited. Batteries not included.
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